You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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