no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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