Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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