school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
OPIZZABONMYDICK
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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