remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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