that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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