We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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