Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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