David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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