I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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