Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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