the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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