he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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