whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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