Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
the raccoons are back...
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