I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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