No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!