But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
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why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
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