Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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