He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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