Do you still have your period?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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