when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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