how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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