ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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