she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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