I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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