No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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