Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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