bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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