he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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