Plan B is the new Plan A
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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