Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize
