The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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