I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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