i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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