This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize