Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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