i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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