I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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