i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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