Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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