we have pet lesbian snakes
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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