I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
well, you know. whores of a feather.
please don't ironically join a cult
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