I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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