He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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