It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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