So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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