I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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