I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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