ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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