I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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