Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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