Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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