shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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