Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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