oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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