I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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