she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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