Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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